Blobs

Ascension Blob


"It's really happening! The Ascension is real! I've paid my penance, i've been forgiven! I can see my future! I see a white light, I see a foot..Something about a fingernail, I'm feeling feelings again...This is finally over, goodbye cruel world!"

Descender Blob


"Ah ha! Finally someone I can relate to! Us descenders gotta stick together ya know, it's very important to become part of a group, that way you instantly know who's good and who's evil! Obviously we are the good ones and everyone else...ALL HITLERS! Seriously though think about it, if we are right everyone else has to be wrong."

Weird Blob


"One of us One of us! Gooble-gobble Gooble-gobble! One of us One of us!"

Cute Blob


"oh oh! A cool guy! I whishin I could roll down there in the mire with ya but i'm just too cute and innocent to descend, so iz just hangin op here till I die I guess"

Ash Blob


"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the blackest sheep of all? Hello fellow outsider! I'm on one of my many adventures! It may appear like I'm standing still but on the inside i'm creating whole worlds! Who need to actually experience life when you can just imagine a better one!"

Philosopher Blob


"Wanna know a secret? I find meaning in the absurd, like what if there is a reason why you look that way, what if there is a deep reason for everything around us? Like what if this is code being laid out for us and all we need to do is open our eyes a bit more to see it for what it is...Like what if i'm upside down for a reason! What if it helps me see this world for what it really is!?"

Angry Blob


"GRRR! Get the fuck out of my hidey hole! This is my place, it's safe here! No one can judge my bad life choices unless they got night vision and a shovel! And that's how I like it damn it! Now leave!"

Swirl Eyed Blob


"The end is nigh my friend! I can feel it in my plums! The mother is calling out to us, her voice the sound of 5 billion flies, her children her legacy her future, they will cleanse the world of all that remains! They are the night! The end is coming! Open your mouth and let them inside you!"

Trapped Blob


"Please help me! That compound eye is keeping me from Ascending, everytime I try to escape he removes a piece of me. If only I could get out of this room I could finally leave this plane...I could rise above all of this petty bullshit and become someone, it's all his fault! It's always someone's fault...Who do you blame for what happened to you?"

Bashing Blob


"hey! How you not die? Me bash so hard but you still find me! Sometime I think I bash to keep people from doing bash on me, do saying that make you like me more? Cuz me only said it so you drop guard SOZ I CAN BASH!!!!"

Dead Blob


"Sorry i'm dead.........Just joshing you that's just something a video game said, you're a video game guy right?"

Triple Blob


"We decided to ascend together but when one of us ascended the rest of us got cold feet, now like you we are rotting, rotting eternally from the inside. We tried to push him away but we have become bonded by time"

Mother Blob


"HAHAHA! We trick you! The mother is hungry! Time to die!"